The 3 hungry queers met up on saturday, Jolly Pho Queery was down from uni so we took this ample opportunity to reunite, eat heartily and imbibe liquor until we could imbibe no more. it started how all good things should start with a steaming bowl of PHO (vietnamese soup noodles bitches) at westfields. because of this special occasion, Westfield decided to hold an extreme sport event as an homage to the blog (the boss must know how EXTREME we are)and it was a truly extreme hour, I was all like :
We had just finished our meal of soup and noodle when we were accosted by two females claiming to be giving out freebies, Freebies in the form of face cream gel shit. We begrudgingly accepted and holly judiciously applied said cream jel shit to her facial region, bitch didn't want to look stupid obviously. By the time we realised our mistake it was already too late, the cream had started a vicious assault on Holly's face. Shit got graphic, blood was spilled and holly was left viciously disfigured
As you've probably guessed, we swore revenge.
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